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I feel a rant coming on..........................
Item #1280799544

Current Auction Time: Fri May 17 23:46:47 2024


Final: $30.00 First Bid $1.00
Time left 00:00 # of Bids 6 (bid history)
Started Jul 29 2010 - 04:09:04 PM Location Kenmore NY 14217 United States
Ended Aug 2 2010 - 08:39:04 PM
Auction Closed
Seller Lotsoffish (6423/6442) 1000+JustMe
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High Bidder Steelbird2427 (126/126) 101-500

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Hello folks!
YES, I do take USPS Money orders and NO I don't say that in all my auctions anymore. And I am not tossing this little rant in to every auction either. Look, the problem with money orders is too many folks win my auctions, realize they are morons after the fact, and then jerk me around saying they will send a money order when the truth is they bid and won an auction they don't have the money to pay for. Then what happens is I have to sit on their stuff for DAYS and sometime WEKKS while they actually go out and earn the money to finally pay me with.
That's INSANE, mostly because if you are so BROKE you can't come up with 50 bucks to pay me for an auction you shouldn't be buying stuff for your aquarium. You shouldn't even OWN an aquarium, you outta be working on figuring out why you are absolutely penniless cuz what would happen if something truly bad happened to you like the transmission fell out of your car, or your refrigerator decided to stop working or God forbid you actually got sick and had to take a couple days off of work????
Did you ever think of that? You outta don't you think? So to answer every one's E mails that keep E mailing me saying something like, "Don't you take money orders anymore?", the answer is YES, I will still take money orders but they have to be USPS money orders, (so I can skip a trip to the bank and just cash them at the post office while dropping off shipments) but you have to send me the money order THE DAY AFTER you win the auction so I don't have t0 wait 3 weeks to get the damn thing. WOW!
I typed that whole rant without even taking a breath, I think I will keep going!
I DON'T need to sell all these auctions so it's not about the money. It's about me being able to clear out the stuff I auction off because unlike folks that are totally broke I tend to plan ahead so I actually have NEW FSH and stuff coming in to fill the empty tanks I end up making from shipping all this stuff.
BOTTOM LINE- If you want to win my auctions be prepared to pay for them so I can SHIP THEM! I have made at least 5 side deals today sitting in front of this computer goofing off. When I make them the folks I make them with Pay pal me their money INSTANLY. I could just sit here and do that all day too. But I enjoy running these auctions UNLESS I get jammed on the money which in turn JAMS me on the fish. Don't jam me folks cuz I don't like to be jammed! LOL! I'm pretty much jamming right now wouldn't you say? And talking about jamming if you win this awesome auction the top 5 inches of your tank will be jammed. Jammed full of AWESOME floating plants and that will give all your fry a place to hide so bid and win this auction cuz I am JAMMED full of these plants and I don't like being JAMMED remember?
LOL! I am rolling now!
Win this auction and I will send you a LARGE amount of Potamogeton pectinatus! This is sort of a newer plant for me and I LIKE IT! I will also send you a SMALL amount of Star duckweed, Lemna trisulca. You will only receive a small amount of Lemna trisulca because I have been selling that crap like crazy to folks that want some that E mail me and PAY ME right away for it. LOL! Here's what you will get when you win this auction. Enough Potamogeton pectinatus to fill the top 2 inches of a 20 long with this stuff AND enough Star duckweed to fill up an 8 ounce glass with. Shipping will be 100% FREE and if you E mail me I might even cut a side deal for these plants with you cuz that way I get PAID right away which means I can SHIP right away and I love it when that happens!
One more thing slackers! Want to know one of the reasons I have all these floating pants available all the time recently? I discovered if I BLAST them with 120 watts of compact fluorescent lighting AND I add about 2 teaspoons of plain old, cheap, miracle grow to a 20 gallon long my plants act like they are suddenly on steroids...........and before you E mail me the answer to your question is NO the miracle grow will NOT hurt your fish!
Wow! I had fun making this auction! On to the next one!









This Stuff Rocks!!




















Folks, I don't mess around. I sell nice stuff. I start all these auctions at a dollar and I offer free shipping and an unconditional guarantee. Trust ol' Lotsoffish.

Here is my shipping schedule right up Labor Day Weekend- I will be shipping Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Saturdays. I can usually ship the next available shipping day after you cough up the loot, and as always, I don't mess around.

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Bid History:

Bidders Bid Time Bid Comments
Whhm776 (186/189) 101-500 Jul 29 2010 - 08:31:34 PM $1.00 
Underwhelmed (134/134) 101-500 Jul 29 2010 - 10:12:43 PM $6.00 
Underwhelmed (134/134) 101-500 Jul 30 2010 - 10:53:55 AM $15.00 Bumped up by: Orw60 $15.00
Steelbird2427 (126/126) 101-500 Aug 2 2010 - 12:40:47 AM $19.00 
Steelbird2427 (126/126) 101-500 Aug 2 2010 - 05:34:21 AM $30.00 Bumped up by: Underwhelmed $30.00
Steelbird2427 (126/126) 101-500 Aug 2 2010 - 08:38:30 PM $30.00 

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