Hello Folks! It has come to my attention that one of my competitors has been spreading rumors around the livebearer world saying my good friend Ol' Conrad doesn't exist or he is an old man, with a couple tanks of fish, who doesn't know what he is doing. I love when the competition bad mouths me, I figure that just shows how scared they really are of competing with me, but when these nit wits bad mouth my loyal breeders I figure I outta make them look like the lying, liars they really are. So........ this week I am going to feature some REAL photo's I have taken of Ol' Conrad's fish room and while you are enjoying these photo's of his set up, I want you to remind yourself of the outlandish rumors you may have heard regarding Ol' Conrad that all started from one competitor saying he didn't even exist. Boy, someones going to look pretty STUPID this week. Don't mess with me fellow breeders. I don't lie. I don't have to. All those feed backs I have collected tell the real story. I receive those AFTER folks are finished dealing with me. So anyway, I am praying for you buddy. And I forgive you for spreading outlandish rumors about Ol' Conrad and I around the Internet. LOL! 
I don't know what these other Guppy breeders are sending out in their boxes but when you win a Box-o-Guppies from Ol' Conrad and Lotsoffish you will receive- 2 NICE Adult Pr's of our fish, 5 extra fish just to get you off to a good start, plus HIGH QUALITY foods, NICE floating plants, PLUS whatever the hell else I feel like tossing in this box before I tape it up and whip it in the mail. Not only that, we pick up the tab on shipping AND we 100% Guarantee live arrival OF ALL healthy, High Quality Fish. What the hell else do you want us to do? Start all our auctions off at a buck? Well OK, we'll do that too! 
 This Stuff Rocks!!
Folks, I don't mess around. I sell nice stuff. I start all these auctions at a dollar and I offer free shipping and an unconditional guarantee. Trust ol' Lotsoffish.
A typical FULL Box-O-Crap you can expect to receive when you are crazy enough to win one of my auctions- 
Here is my shipping schedule right up to the July 4th Weekend- I will be shipping Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Saturdays. I can usually ship the next available shipping day after you cough up the loot, and as always, I don't mess around.  email me any questions |
