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1 Pr. of AWESOME F-0 Lg. Ancistrus. Free Shipping!
Item #1275356752

Current Auction Time: Fri May 17 01:13:41 2024


Final: $47.00 First Bid $1.00
Time left 00:00 # of Bids 10 (bid history)
Started May 21 2010 - 09:45:52 AM Location Kenmore NY 14217 United States
Ended May 31 2010 - 08:45:52 PM
Auction Closed
Seller Lotsoffish (6423/6442) 1000+JustMe
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High Bidder Coolieloach (39/39) 10-50

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Description

Hello Folks!
Happy Friday everyone!
Before I give you one of my awesome colorful descriptions of these AWESOME F0 Ancistrus I am whipping up on the auction block this morning I just gotta trash a couple folks here first.
1st up are Aquabid users Charles93610 and Smallie900.
Both these losers have some feed back so neither one of them are "new" to Aquabid. They have both won auctions from me in the last 45 days and both of them have jerked me around. Look folks, if you win one of my auctions and then something CRAZY happens like your wife drains your bank account to run off with another man while on a crack binge JUST SAY SO. I am a cool type of guy. I'll E mail you back and say something like "Man that's awful, don't worry about paying for the auction you won, I will just re list it, and good luck to you and stay strong man!" But that's not what these MORONS do. They string me along and for some moronic reason they think I am just going to lose their winning auction notice and forget all about it. Well, MORONS, that's not what I do. I hold your fish for WEEKS feeding them WISHING I knew what the hell you were actually trying to pull here so I would know whether to re list these fish OR E mail you hoping you track down your wife and get her in to some type of rehab.
Don't string me along folks or you will get your user name featured in one of my auctions like this and I will make you look like the JERK you really are!
Now that I have that off my chest I want to move on to all the losers that keep sending me SPAM E mails trying to sell me Rolex knock offs and Gucci hand bags.
LOOK MORONS, I wouldn't buy a REAL Rolex watch and a REAL Gucci hand bag if you were selling them for a dollar each so STOP sending me E mails trying to convince me to buy FAKE ONE'S. What's the matter with you idiots anyway?
This auction is for 1 Pr. of Large F0 wild caught Ancistrus.
The photo's below are of the actual fish you are bidding on and I just love importing this fish. I don't even know what species of Ancistrus these are but the males always arrive with that awesome rusty color on them and it takes me about 6 weeks to get them all cleaned up after they bang in to each other all the way to NY from Colombia.
These Ancistrus are eating Vegetable sticks and Green beans aggressively and I am actually going to send you a can of green beans right in this shipping box so you actually feed them some instead of trying to feed them some worthless Spirulina disc's that actually contain some sort of "Fish meal" as their main ingredient.
To top it all off I am going to send you SOMETHING ELSE, I haven't decided on yet, you can also attempt to breed in the same tank you are putting these AWESOME Ancistrus in.
Shipping is 100% on me and if your user name is Charles93610 OR Smallie900 don't bother attempting to place a bid on this auction because as of 5 minutes a go you are now on my BANNED BIDDER LIST for being FLAKES!









I just LOVE this wild caught stuff!




















Folks, I don't mess around. I sell nice stuff. I start all these auctions at a dollar and I offer free shipping and an unconditional guarantee. Trust ol' Lotsoffish.

A typical FULL Box-O-Crap you can expect to receive when you are crazy enough to win one of my auctions-



Here is my shipping schedule right up to Memorial Day Weekend- I will be shipping Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Saturdays. I can usually ship the next available shipping day after you cough up the loot, and as always, I don't mess around.

email me any questions like "Who does this awesome tune about Flakes?"

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Bid History:

Bidders Bid Time Bid Comments
Magicdust (8/8)  May 21 2010 - 10:57:41 AM $1.00 
Dallasbetta (20/22) 10-50 May 21 2010 - 03:10:14 PM $4.00 
Dallasbetta (20/22) 10-50 May 21 2010 - 04:00:29 PM $20.00 Bumped up by: Coban $20.00
Coban (45/49) 10-50 May 21 2010 - 04:00:45 PM $31.00 
Jimbob54 (121/121) 101-500 May 22 2010 - 10:27:16 AM $32.00 
Jimbob54 (121/121) 101-500 May 26 2010 - 01:18:44 PM $36.00 Bumped up by: Dale88jr $36.00
Dale88jr (36/36) 10-50 May 26 2010 - 01:19:43 PM $41.00 
Jimbob54 (121/121) 101-500 May 30 2010 - 05:35:16 PM $42.00 
Jimbob54 (121/121) 101-500 May 30 2010 - 07:48:17 PM $44.99 Bumped up by: Dale88jr $44.99
Coolieloach (39/39) 10-50 May 31 2010 - 05:42:22 PM $47.00 

Auction is closed

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