JustMe Page For: Flockosfish
IS THIS MY MID-LIFE CRISIS? LOL
Hello Folks, Glad You Dropped By
WELCOME TO MY INSANITY! FLOCKO MEANS SKINNY IN SPANISH AND I'M SKINNY BECAUSE I SPEND ALL MY MONEY ON MY FISH, IF THERE'S ANYTHING LEFT I BUY FOOD FOR ME...LOL. MY WIFE (SHE WHO MUST BE LISTENED TO IF NOT OBEYED) CAN TELL YOU DOWN TO THE PENNY HOW MUCH I SPEND. ACCORDING TO HER I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SUPPORT A SMALL VILLAGE. ME THINKS SHE EXAGGERATES A WEE BIT. BUT I DO ADMIT THAT MY FISH ARE TREATED WITH EXTREME TLC, FED THE VERY BEST FOODS AVAILABLE AND I AM POSITIVELY ANAL AND OBSESSIVE ABOUT WATER CHANGES AND CHECKING ON ALL OF THEM AT LEAST ONCE A DAY. I CAN'T HELP IT, THEY ARE JUST SO FASCINATING. SOME GUYS BUY A SPORTS CAR AND TOOL AROUND WITH A YOUNG TOOTSIE...ME I GOT OBSESSED WITH FISH...GO FIGURE...LOL
I BLAME THIS ALL ON MY MOTHER-IN-LAW
MY MOTHER-IN-LAW, WHOM I LOVE DEARLY, HAS ALWAYS HAD TROPICAL FISH, BUT I NEVER REALLY PAID THEM ANY MIND THEN ONE DAY SHE BROUGHT HOME SOME REALLY COOL LOOKING FISH SHE GOT ON AQUABID...AND SO IT STARTED...ONE FISH, 2 FISH, RED FISH, BLUE FISH AND NOW I'M GETTING OVERRUN WITH TANKS AND VARIETIES OF FISH...SO IT'S TIME TO AUCTION SOME OF THEM OFF SO I CAN BUY SOME MORE OF COURSE. JUST HAVE TO HIDE THAT LITTLE FACT FROM THE WIFE WHICH IS NOT BLOODY LIKELY, SHE WOULD HAVE MADE A HELL OF A DETECTIVE... I CAN'T EVEN SNEAK A NEW ONE INTO A TANK, SHE CAN SPOT A NEW FISH LIKE OTHER WOMEN SPOT SHOE SALES...LOL. OH WELL, I'LL JUST CROSS THAT BRIDGE WHEN I GET TO IT WHICH WILL PROBABLY BE SOONER RATHER THAN LATER.
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