My Auctions say something like:
100% Money back or replacement guarantee (my choice). You will be thrilled with your box.

I will ship on a day of my choosing depending on weather, when to ship is ALWAYS my choice, if you can't live with that, don't bid.

If you are a 0/0 bidder: Please e-mail me your name and address before you bid. Sorry for this but a few JERKS have screwed up being new for everyone.

Paypal Preferred, by using Paypal I can print your shipping label and pay postage all in one click,then the system automatically generates the tracking e-mail and sends it to you.
Please be sure the ship to address in the Paypal SHIP TO Field is the address you want me to ship to.

THERE IS ONLY ONE RULE:
YOU MUST e-mail ME within two hours of the time the USPS says it delivered to receive 100% money back. If I don't get that e-mail I will assume all is OK. If you e-mail me 26 hours after delivery and everything is frozen dead, you are out of luck unless you have a great story.

I print the price of postage on the label, the best you can hope for if you don't send the two hour e-mail is a refund less that actual postage cost.

I think this is very fair and if you can't live with it, don't bid. If you do send that e-mail the worst thing that can happen is that you get all your money back. Check my FEEDBACK, and then bid to win; I gotta clear out some aquariums!!!!

Added 8, yes 8 years after I first wrote this: I am turning into a hard ass in my old age, I do a great job and if you can't send the email you can forget a refund.
About shipping Charges
OK, sometimes I charge shipping and start my auctions off at low prices. Sometimes it's included in the bid price. I ship 99% of my stuff in a flat rate priority box. The box is free, the postage is $10.85 and the Styrofoam liner is $1.12 when made out of a half sheet. I ship in breather bags at a cost of $1.19 and use a 72 and 40 hour heat pack at a cost of $3.05 for both. The total real cost of shipping a flat rate box is $15.02, so don't complain when I charge 13 bucks even though the postage is only $10.85.
Ya, you caught me, if I am shipping in the summer I don't have to use heat packs, so I actually come out a little ahead. Shut up! I have been doing this since the internet was NEW, I am a damn pioneer and deserve to come out ahead once in a while!
Don't be a Moron, get your food from the vendors below, you need a big assortment, what do you think would happen to you if you always ate cheeseburgers? I just went went in and counted, I have 27 different foods, plus two in the freezer!
The Weather:
I check the weather here and there before I ship. I don't ship if the overnight low is below 20, ether place, the night I plan to ship or the night after. I don't ship if the daytime high, either place is over 85 any of the three days priority boxes may be in transit.

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Willie guards the Fish Room